hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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