He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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