Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
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