Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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