Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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