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So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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