I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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