problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Send help, water and tortillas.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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