Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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