Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Randomize
