I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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