Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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