this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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