So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Randomize
