HIV tests are more positive than that guy
More tranny stories later!
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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