Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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