You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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