I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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