I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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