WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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