glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just cropdusted the office
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
