dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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