On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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