Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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