I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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