We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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