my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
We're too hungover to prance.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I think people are normalizing furries
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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