you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
This beer is not sobering me up at all
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
