no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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