Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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