"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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