I don't remember. Are we still dating?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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