Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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