do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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