I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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