Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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