I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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