I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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