My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
