would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Randomize
