Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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