You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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