you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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