I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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