Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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