There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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