Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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