Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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