I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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