Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Shame - the story of my life.
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