I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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