Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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