He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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