i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
now i know why i became what i already was.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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