try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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