she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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